Eavesdroppings
Built like a brick video cabinet PDF Print E-mail
Written by Barry Gold   
During the June 14 Board Meeting, there was discussion of what to do with the Audio-Video cabinet,which is showing its age, and which needs to be removed at least temporarily to allow access to that corner of the clubhouse.  This led to ideas on how to build a new one, and somebody suggested it be built of something more durable than wood... like bricks.  Karl suggested that we put a device inside which occasionally plays back a recording that says, "For the love of God, Montressor."
Last Updated ( Saturday, 20 June 2009 )
 
Publication Notice: The Sha'daa is coming PDF Print E-mail
Written by Edward McKeown   
Hello everyone,
This is my first pro work as an editor and I have the lead story in it.
kind regards
 
Subject: Beware! The Sha'Daa is coming!

The Sha'Daa: Tales of the Apocalypse by Michael Hanson is on its way
and scheduled for official release on May 1, 2009 but you can pre-order
copies now by visiting this page:

http://www.cyberwizardproductions.com/altered/shadaa.html

The Sha'Daa has its dark, eerie, terrifying roots anchored deep in the
soil of fictional horror and mythic apocrypha. The end of days is a
concept reinvented multiple times by each generation of writers with
every new century, and our own 21st is no exception. We offer up this
humble tribute to those who came before us.

A gruesome shout out is given for Edgar Allen Poe, Robert Bloch, H.P.
Lovecraft, F. Paul Wilson, Stephen King, Clive Barker, Bram Stoker,
Charles Dickens, Brian Lumley, Homer, Arthur Conan Doyle, and all the
rest who have given us reason to fear the night.

Be warned. The Sha'Daa is coming.

"Even in a field that prides itself upon being unique, Sha'Daa: Tales of
the Apocalypse
, is a most unusual book...a world visited by hideous
things every ten thousand years...stories ranging from those involving
Greek and Norse mythology, to one about video-gaming warriors...it's a
hell of a book." - Mike Resnick

From The Dive by Ed McKeown:
As I met Johnney's gaze, the tunnel around me faded and I felt as if I
was floating in air. A gray fog enveloped me, then a few seconds later
images appeared below.  With a shock, I realized I was floating over an
immense stone city. A ghastly, greenish light emanated from walls of the
buildings, pallid and somehow unclean. A foul odor wafted from it. Foul
even by the standards of sewer workers.
I drifted down and then... I saw them. And I frantically prayed to the
Virgin that they did not see me. Things shuffled and lurched through the
ghost-lit streets, hideous horned-and-tailed things. Some had green,
leathery-looking skin, while others walked upright like men, yet had
heads like alligators.
"They see you not," Johnny whispered in my ears, "because you are not.
Long ago this place ended.  Many of your kind died in its walls as a
sacrifice... as food... as entertainment... for these."
I whipped my head around and searched frantically for him, but he was
invisible.
"Dread Falkaya this was," Johnny's theatrical whisper continued. "Once
linked to your world. Those that lived here feasted on your distant
ancestors. Sometimes they did worse, mating with them to produce demonic
half-breeds. Some humans they broke the souls of and made them into the
Shadalka: servants of demons. The Shadalka seek to outdo their masters
in cruelty. Because they are part human, they can cross more easily to
your world."

From The Way of the Warrior by Arthur Sanchez
The General chuckled. "A true warrior is ever vigilant. We've been
watching your kind since before you lived in caves. I know about video
games. Let us begin!" Shinzo gulped hard.
Two-player games are different than playing the computer. There isn't as
much finesse. A player chooses an avatar and tries to use its strengths
while protecting against its weaknesses. Shinzo chose a fighter who was
fast and precise. That came at the cost of strength and endurance.
General Kra'tchaz' chose a fighter with limited mobility but a
devastating punch. I guess, Shinzo thought, people stick to what they
know.
Shinzo wiped the sweat from his hands on his pants and held his
controller pad. General Kra'tchaz' stared at the screen. He looked as
immobile as a house. "Let's do it," Shinzo said.

From Talking Heads by Nancy Jackson
Professor Veronica "Ronny" Johns stared at her grandfather's picture on
the wall of her tidy study at Exeter University. He'd been everything to
her as a child, after her parents died in a car crash. The resemblance
between her tall, elegant grandfather and herself was clear in the
reflection from the portrait's glass. The same long, straight nose,
brown hair and dark brown eyes, the same gangling body that looked
better on him than it did on her.
"But you left me something else, Gramps," she sighed. "You left me a
terrible burden that even now I only half believe in. Perhaps we're both
mad." She turned back to her laptop, where she was working on the
details of the Exeter University expedition to Easter Island. It was a
long way from Devon, UK, to the Pacific.

Last Updated ( Saturday, 04 April 2009 )
 
From the Board Meeting, January 11 2009 PDF Print E-mail
Written by Barry Gold   

From a discussion about trimming the trees in front of Building 4SJ:

Elayne: We have a tree service.

Tadao: Do you mean a tree service, or Tadao jumping around like a monkey on the roof?

A few exchanges later...

Tadao: I have a sword.


During a discussion of a proposal to eliminate the paper version of De Profundis:
Chair: Did Barry have something to say?

Barry: I gave my input and went away happy.

Lee: But we're coming back next month.

Barry: Obviously proof that I'm a happy camper.


Chair: We have a request for something that Heide has stated she will do anyway.

Last Updated ( Sunday, 11 January 2009 )
 
The Scribe Is Revolting PDF Print E-mail
Written by Staff   

The Scribe is revolting

Last night [August 14, 2008], before the Money Gouge Committee began a huge auction of miscellaneous stuff, President Michael Thorsen showed a presence of mind not atypical of him and, realizing that the auction was (and of right ought to be) the program, adjourned the meeting to the program. I begged for a substitute to note the winning bids, and darcee obligingly took over. That done, I was able to socialize in the Hall for a while before I made my way to the Aftermeeting, for more socializing and a much-needed dinner.

This should throw a light on an oddity of the club, which I would now like to question: why has it fallen on the Scribe to perform this task? Shouldn't it be performed by somebody who is actually on the Money Gouge Committee? I suspect it's largely positional, much in the way that the person in an office who has to endure all the complaints about the copier is the poor slob whose luck it is to have his desk right next to the copier. (Guess who that is in my office?) In other words, the Scribe has had to do it because he's already at the head table. WTF?

Interestingly, we have a recent parallel in changes to the office of Vice President. During his gazillion terms in that position, Bob Null accreted all sorts of useful tasks in order to help out the club, because, well, because he's Bob. Subsequent Veeps felt honor-bound to continue taking on those tasks, until it became more and more difficult to find members willing to take it on without it being split four or even five ways. And even so, there were a couple of unfortunate occasions in which the most basic of Veep functions, that of remaining behind to lock up the Clubhouse on a Thursday or a Friday night, went undone. That led directly to the present situation where the office of Vice President has been returned to its original state, while the Bob-jobs are filled by volunteers.

In light of that, I hereby formally serve notice that I am revolting. (Wait for it....) Don't get me wrong -- I am pleased to perform the actual pre-Scribed tasks, which include taking notes, rendering Minutes (the "Menace"), presenting the said Menace, and storing them and making them available on demand. In fact, the method of making them available, on the Internet, is something that would have been pure science fiction back in 1969 when I joined the Society! No, it's the Auction involvement, particularly these long ones, from which I would like to extricate myself.

If you don't think it's work to take notes during the meeting, write minutes, and deliver them within a week, you should try it sometime. Then try doing it week after week after week. It's not as difficult a task as, say, that of Loscon Chairman (for which I am, of course, completely unqualified), but it's something. Frankly, I don't think it's fair to insist that the Scribe perform a further task entirely unrelated to his actual role in the club.

Therefore, with all due respect to the Committee to Gouge Money Out of the LASFS and to the members thereof, and fully mindful of the importance of fundraising to our club's continued existence, I propose that the job of, oh, let's call it Auction Recorder be assigned to volunteers selected by the Money Gouge Committee for that express purpose. I often hear talk of the need to get new people involved so that we can continue our traditions of volunteering. This would be an ideal "starter" position for somebody so inclined.

Is this all about my wanting to bolt from the meeting and get dinner? I can't deny that that is part of it. I work full-time and I have a long commute each way. On a Thursday night, if I'm lucky, I have just enough time after arriving home to depressurize a bit, shower, and change, before I drive to the Clubhouse. And since the Friday Nite C.F. is no longer the regular weekly get-together that it used to be, this makes Thursday night my one chance during the week to relax with convivial folk at a nice restaurant. I'd like to continue to have that chance, if you please.

I will, of course, be pleased to fill out the remainder of my present term of office as best I can. All I desire is a little adjustment to make things a bit more fair for everyone, including me.

Respectfully submitted,
Your humble Scribe
What's-His-Name
Matthew B. Tepper, B.Mus., M.A.

Last Updated ( Sunday, 11 January 2009 )
 
Opening time on Thursdays PDF Print E-mail
Written by Joe Zeff   
According to the article by Scott Tygett, the doors open at about 7:30 PM on Thursdays.  Back when I was Vice President, the doors were expected to be opened by 7 PM at the latest.  Now, you can normally depend on at least one keyholder being there by 6:30, if not sooner.
Last Updated ( Tuesday, 24 June 2008 )
 





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